Bardic's Giant Whatever

vastderp:


Ron and Draco are two perfect examples of why the Methods of Rationality is a shitty fanfic that doesn’t work. Canon Ron is an insecure, self-loathing doofus who constantly compares himself to others and finds himself wanting and suffers poverty, and he’s the heart of Harry Potter. He’s the…

God, this fic. There are so many reasons why it didn’t work for me ( I actually didn’t make it more than about 5 chapters in), starting with the very basic setup. That is, the reason why Harry was raised the way he was. See, in this version of things, his Aunt Petunia married a rationalist instead of Vernon Dursley. Okay…why did that happen? In the source material, she married Vernon because they had compatible world views, and he made her happy. (And, yeah, it was also a way to get back at and further separate herself from her sister because issues, but the point is that there was every indication that she married Vernon cause she wanted to.)
In MoR, however, she only would have ended up with Vernon because she was too ugly to end up with anyone else.
But because Petunia begged Lily to give her something like a permanent magical makeover, she didn’t have to settle for Vernon! And that made her grateful enough to not treat her nephew like scum when it came time for her to take him in. And it generally made her a better and totally different person.

That’s right, folks…according to this fic, the only reason Petunia married Vernon was because her selfish sister refused to give her a magic face lift, and everyone knows that being prettier automatically makes you a better person.

Oh, also it gave Hagrid’s role to McGonagall, which is one of bigger HP AU pet peeves. Why would you want to reduce Hagrid’s role in the story, really?

bigbigtruck:

mermaidsdream:

murayou:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


Dread, Malice, Moist, Made, Bail
um…. did I commit a crime lol

Bail, Secret, Cut, Peep, Chat
Followed by “Doogie” :\
Yeah, that about sums it up, and not in a good way.

Rage, dreads, secret, kick, passion
yeah okay

Lust, Beauty, Man, Murder, Door?
…I dunno either. 

bigbigtruck:

mermaidsdream:

murayou:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

Dread, Malice, Moist, Made, Bail

um…. did I commit a crime lol

Bail, Secret, Cut, Peep, Chat

Followed by “Doogie” :\

Yeah, that about sums it up, and not in a good way.

Rage, dreads, secret, kick, passion

yeah okay

Lust, Beauty, Man, Murder, Door?

…I dunno either. 

GO SEE IT

AYE AYE *SALUTES*

I just had to reschedule an appointment because a house was blocking the road.

…okay, so it was a mobile home, but the other way sounds funnier.

masamim:

source: official Capcom Japan

artist: 菊野郎さん

translation: me

…but…but what happened to the forged Totally Legit Suicide Note that was written by Celeste herself and No One Else in the attempt to incriminate anyone in particular? *cough*

masamim:

source: official Capcom Japan

artist: 菊野郎さん

translation: me

So Whooooooooop = Uwoooooooooooooo!!!

…oh crap that is too damn cute

cute flower questions (that u should totally ask me!!!!!!!!!)
Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
Violet: Do you like where you're from?
Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion: Do you think you're important?
goingloco:

Liam that is some windy field you’re sitting on.
My first Cuanta Vida fanart, I really love this comic. Go read it.

goingloco:

Liam that is some windy field you’re sitting on.

My first Cuanta Vida fanart, I really love this comic. Go read it.

masamim:

source: official Capcom Japan

artist: 菊野郎さん

translation: me

Oh wow…so he’s officially a soft-hearted cat person. XD  

…for a given value of soft-hearted.  

Write me a TBH (To be Honest), stating an honest fact or thought you feel about me. Or just something honest you wanna say to me. Start the sentence off with “Tbh”.

Sure, why not