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I’m tired of being a wanna-be plush creator! I wanna be a plush creator!
EDITED TO ADD: Holy carp (see what I did there?) Sfé Monster liked my picture. As a fan of Weird Pets and Skin Deep, I’m kind of flailing like a doofus right now. INTERNET HUGS FOR YOU, BUDDY. KEEP BEING RAD.
FATTY KOI! <3 <3 <3 <3
Hahahaha BRILLIANT.
Only now I wish you’d had time for the octopus interrupting the opera. Oh well…the train suplex and the space whale both more than make up for that one.
PLEASE ENJOY YET ANOTHER NON-INDICATIVE PREVIEW PIC CHERRY PICKED FROM THE LINEUP.
As you can see, my art has NOT REALLY IMPROVED.
although my IMAGE EDITING has gotten a little better I think.
Also, SOME OF IT ISN’T ACTUALLY RELATED TO LADYVERSE STUFF AT ALL. (I’m tagging this for the writing, too…even though the post is full of typos that I can’t correct yet because LJ is currently in maintenance mode and the editing and posting feature is borked.)
Warnings in post for creepiness thanks to the aptly-named Psycho Pro, but I Spoiler hid the worst of it.
SKETCHDUMP yeah let’s go with bot the least and most informative pic from the thing in regards to the actual content why not.
For those of you not in the know: the character in the Fox suit there is meant to be a deliberately over-the-top parody of the worst kinds of internet denizens all mixed into one truly terrible character.
-I did not create her.
-she is not based on any real person, no celebrities to were harmed, any resemblance to any person living or dead is entirely coincidental etc etc
-that above statement said, I have met plenty of Foxies in my time. No, I will not name names.
-Read more entries about this character in the relevant tag in the community! (And just check out the comm in general to see BETTER ART BY PEOPLE WHO AREN’T ME.)
Words and Gestures
or in which communication is a bigger issue for Sha than normal
Fandom: RAWverse, Cured AU (kinda meant to be in continuity with the unfinished ‘zombie on a leash’ story)
Word Count: 7,805. No, really, almost 20 pages. I am so sorry about this.
Characters: Juan, Cured! Witch/Sha, Cured! Tank/Tora, Cured!Lady Smoker, Cured!Lady Hunter, Cured!Lady Jockey, Cured! Lady Charger, Cured! Charger Barry, Cameo by Veloxyll’s mad scientist OC, passing reference to Cured!Warlock (who is overdue for a proper appearance in one of these things.)
Pairings: Heavily implied Smoker/Hunter (probably safe to assume that’s the default for my stuff), implied Sha/Tora (how the hell did that become canon, it was supposed to be a joooooooooke)
Warnings: Language, Heavily implied character death (directly stated at one point, but never depicted), violence, And ONE Incredibly Surreal Scene that is a bit hard to follow maybe
Summary:
So, how did Juan end up looking after Sha in the first place? This is…well, PART of the story of how it happened.
This could probably qualify as hurt-comfort, I guess.
Note to the Tumblarghs: Link goes to Part One. Here is a link to Part 2.
Ok, so I really like to write stories.
No, correction…I like coming up with stories, and then making up doofy little scenes for these stories. Random snatches of dialogue, brief scenarios that don’t affect the overall plot, little bits of character building…things that either get me so off track that I take forever to finish a longer story, or cute little things that can’t make the final cut for longer stories because they bog down the narrative too much.
THIS IS ACTUALLY BECOMING QUITE THE PROBLEM FOR ME, because in addition to the book-in-progress which hasn’t progressed much lately, I also have something like…4 or 5 unfinished fics in the works, plus countless that haven’t gone much past the idea stage. And i just keep getting bogged down with these little scenes!
So, I did what any logical person would do…I made a separate file just for these doofy little ficlet scenes. And…somehow…two days after doing this, I already have an 8 page Word document with NOTHING BUT these little things.
All of these are set in the Curetown AU, and the vast majority of them have to do with the daily lives of Smoker’s
ex-boyfriend,
Juan
(survivor) and my
weirdo
OC character,
Sha
(here, a cured male witch.) Juan is Sha’s volunteer helper for REASONS THAT I WILL GO INTO MORE LATER if I ever get around to finishing the relevant fic.
Note for the Tumblarghs: ALMOST CAUGHT UP WITH MY CROSSPOSTING yay.
Title: (I seriously don’t know yet. I’m taking suggestions, though)
part 1 of ?
Fandom: Phoenix Wright
Characters: Phoenix Wright, Juan Corrida, Pearl Fey (sortof)…and other characters will be listed as they show up.
Word Count: 1,252…huh, short by my standards.
Pairings: HA! (Ok, vaguely hinted Phoenix/Maya, if you squint, vague mention of past Celeste/Juan, though not so much in this part.)
Warnings: Some language, weird implications, Juan Friggin’ Corrida in a skirt designed for a rather small 8 year old. PURE CRACK. Was supposed to be a one-shot, turned into a multi-parter. (I am so sorry.)
Synopsis: A What-if Fic set during Farewell My Turnabout, wherin a completely random side comment from Phoenix gives Pearl the BRILLIANT IDEA…to Channel the Victim of the case so Mr. Nick can ask him questions~! <3
Clearly, this is a BRILLIANT PLAN that CANNOT FAIL
Awwww yeah, another old fanfic crosspost thing! Pay attention, guys, this is probably about as mainstream as my fanfics have ever gotten, and of course it’s all in the service of doing a crackfic about a stupidly minor character.
And I’m not even sure I’m ever going to finish it!
That said, I’m thinking of titling it “Juan Corrida is Dead’, as a riff on “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”. Not that the plots are anything like similar, but hey…the fic needs a title, right?
GO GO TEAM SURVIVOR part One of I dunno
or jeezum crow you guys are doomed
Fandom: RAWverse AU (which is already L4D AU…welcome to ficception, folks)
Characters: AU versions of Sha Dache, Tora, and Kaz, with cameos by both Lady Smoker and Lady Hunter (plus some minor mentions of Griffin and Mousey, though neither are identified by name.)
Pairings: may turn into Tory/Shawn before the end. Will most certainly have eventual Hunter/Smoker, though, because c’mon, me not pair those two up in a fic?
Warnings: nothing too bad right now; some swearing, some non-graphic violence, and Angst of the stupid Teenage kind. Oh, and some racist bullshit from minor characters.
Word Count: 2,631
Summary: Katsuya is an exchange student, Shawn is the low level CEDA intern/PhD seeking Graduate student who is looking after him. (as a particular favor to the family who hosted him some years ago when he was serving his own tenure in the JET program.) Oh, and Tory is the rookie cop/security guard who kinda sees Shawn as HIS nerd. This is what happens when one of these three gets caught completely flatfooted by the sudden appearance of the shambling undead.
And then everyone’s cell phones end up dead.
Note for the Tumblarghs- Again, a several months old crosspost.
